Basic Joy

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You know your husband's out of town when...

  • you delay going to the grocery store until every shred of cereal, piece of pasta, and ounce of peanut butter has been consumed by the kids
  • you rent a bunch of movies, fully expecting to watch them the first night...
  • ...and you succeed, indulging your night owl tendencies that are usually tempered by his early bird leanings
  • the milk consumption in the house drastically decreases
  • when you look at the clock at 7 pm, you are positive that it is broken, sure that it must be at least 9
  • you contemplate changing every clock in the house to make your bedtime wishes come true
  • your heart leaps every time the phone rings, just like when you were dating
  • you wake up in the middle of the night with way too many pillows surrounding you + have to throw a bunch overboard in disgust
  • you have to turn off his alarm at 5:30 in the morning when it rings
  • the most common question in the house is "when is dad coming home?" {the answer is: soon but not soon enough}