Have crackers, will travel

I wondered why L brought a little pouch with her to a 5th grade band concert... just didn't seem the time to make a fashion statement. Then during the concert I looked over and saw the tell-tale Ritz wrapper sticking out of it, which gave it away. That and the crunching sounds coming from not just L but also her dad. Since she evidently can't be without constant nourishment (for even a 30-minute concert), next time I'll just hook her up to an i.v. I know she already has a handy pouch to carry it in!